Merry Christmas, Happy Winter Holiday

All my best to all who pass this way, and all who love them... May Christmas be as sacred as your faith and reason allow. Whether you find yourselves at midnight mass or going out for Chinese, may you celebrate with friends, family, food, and fun.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm letting those I disagree with be just as wrong as they want to be for the next 24 hours or so... Life's too short, and my faith calls for peace, love, and joy 'round now... May everyone reading these words get all of 'em, to overflowing...

Merry Christmas, and God bless...

Massa Douglas' Bigotronics

(First two quotes-- everything through "...LBCC PoliSci professor Donald Douglas has come to addressing his comment himself appears here." --originally posted at American Nihilist on 3/25/10. Additions to this post appended below as Massa Douglas speaks 'em and/or I find 'em.)
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What he daddy ought to've tole him is to keep his fool mouth shut if'n he can't say somethin' nice 'bout folk what ain't like him... ...but Lawdy, it seem like that'd be too much to ask o God, hizself...

American Power: Obonics:

Pardon my own slang here for a moment, but my daddy done tol' me dat Mr. Charley goin' t'own my po' llittle black ass if I didn' knows how be writin' in stan'rd English ... know what' I'm sayin'? And with a steady hand, mofo!. Miss Rondell's from Tupelo, Mississippi, but she might as well be from another world. And she don't seem so po' herself, considerin' all those ocean cruises she be talkin' 'bout. But I better be careful here, yo! Jes' be's messin' wit' dis heah stuff an' I be gettin' attacked as RAAACIST!!

The difference, massa douglas, is that Miss Rondell isn't writing that way to make fun of or otherwise belittle those not like her... You're a bigot because, Halfrican American or not, your intent is to hurt those who fail to think, act, look, or (in this case) talk just like you...
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“Black heritage. Whoo hoo! That is teh awesome. I goin' be try'n escpe from de massa's house to be goin' to dis heah black her'tge trail. Y'sm sir!" - [Posted by Donald Douglas to THE SWASH ZONE: BLACK HERITAGE TRAIL, BOSTON, MASS. at 10:27 PM, February 17, 2010] (The author of the "Black Heritage Trail" post deleted the comment because she found it offensive, but it subsequently became the subject of posts here, and here. The closest LBCC PoliSci professor Douglas has come to addressing his comment himself appears here.)
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Of course massa don's not alone in the bigotronics... From this blog's namesake: "'We don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me. Now lets get som of diss free stuffs dat Walmats givin us!" - the malcontent, 3/23/10

the malcontent: Just unoriginal, or is IAGNB his sockpuppet?

the malcontent has left a new comment on the post "The Oracular Opinion: It’s MY Blog", on January 11, 2010 7:12 AM:

I always find it sadly funny that the only people that are incapable of connecting the dots, are the idiots on the Liberal/Progressive side.
You know the ones, they are supposedly the most educated among us and have the highest IQ's. But they are the first ones to bitch and moan about others. Repsac3, Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. The fact is that I really like you, I like you. You remind me of myself before I grew up when I was young and stupid. I'll make a deal with you, I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
And that was not a typo.

A real genius, huh?

I love trolls who cut'n'paste from other folks without attribution, essentially trying to pass off the clever writings of others as their own work. This one has the added charm of not even being an original steal... IAGNB "borrowed" much of this over a year ago, so either malc turned to his fellow troll IAGNB for help, or malc IS IAGNB... Only time will tell...

Just keep pluggin' there, spanky... Really. Everyone needs a good laugh...